This is a conversation I had with a friend on AIM, modeled after a game from the show Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Nate: you are such a gank
Me: I try
Nate: today is my last day of summer
Nate: how ganky is that?
Me: very ganky, sir
Me: guessin you've decided to stay in band
Nate: yessir
Nate: for the time being
Nate: we'll see how it goes
Nate: concert season is going to blow... again
Me: when do you have the 6 hour practice
Nate: but more so this time around
Nate: tomorrow
Me: bet that wont help much
Nate: i don't care about that
Nate: i get to see jenn afterwards
Nate: hopefully....
Me: gonna jiggle the antelope, if you know what I mean?
Nate: um, i usually do that alone
Nate: she could watch er something, i dunno
Me: lol that had no particular meaning
Me: that really smells the linoleum, if you know what I mean
Nate: sure sure
Nate: i beg to differ
Nate: i believe it smokes the chode, if you get my drift
Me: well as far as I'm concerned, you can chew on the plastic pengiun
Nate: speaking of penguins
Me: one just fly over?
Nate: i broke the nylon monkey today
Nate: fyi
Me: why, did the porcelain shoe fall on the bucket?
Nate: not quite
Nate: it squished the perfume sqiubble
Nate: torked my willy good
Me: no shit?! That really vexes the bottom of my elbow
Nate: yessir
Me: well, if it's any difference to you, I think I'm gonna shine the microphone
Nate: could you rub the fir while your at it?
Nate: and fig
Nate: both of them
Nate: please
Me: I don't know if I'll have time, what with that blasted flatulent shurbbery
Nate: those things filter the bungweed
Me: diddley dey
Me: I need to learn how to gasp the panty hose
Me: gotta siphon the paint chips some day, ya know?
Nate: of course
Nate: i've gotta go flatten the cheese crust
Me: watch out for the luminescent goat
Me: they really barricade the juice flow
Nate: dammit
Nate: i gizzed the turnip goat
Nate: i'm ganked
Me: that happened to me once, but then I found out how to multiply the steel napkins, while dividing the neon schitzu....really saved my ear, if you know what I'm getting at, heh heh heh
Nate: of course
Me: just make sure not to tweak the sprocket flange
Nate: this shows ganks it out the heat fluxer
Nate: if you catch my drift
Me: I'm gettin your jive belch, yo
Nate: i need to flex the brazen mojo
Nate: brb
Me: ah! I can't fortify the whipped floppies!
Nate: omg
Me: they're fermenting!
Nate: turn off the rusty leaf
Nate: while you still can
Me: the alcoholic discharge convertor broke the rusty leaf engagment clutch yesterday!
Me: it's as useless as orange felt!
Nate: lol
Nate: well scooter my daisy heads
Me: diddley dey
Me: I think I'm all catch-phrased out
Nate: diddley day indeed
Nate: yessir
Nate: good convo we got though
Me: glad to finally get that off my chest
Me: the information provided is a life saver