Stepie0024: yesterday = sucked ass
IF I81U81: y
Stepie0024: okay, well I enrolled in a children's lit class for an upper level elective for this semester
Stepie0024: it had 17 books to read during the summer
Stepie0024: got them, read most of them
Stepie0024: get into class yesterday, she's calling roll
Stepie0024: gets to my name, says she has a letter for me
Stepie0024: apparently during the summer the english dept. decided to change the prereqs
Stepie0024: to 12 hrs of english, instead of 9
Stepie0024: so I had to drop the class
Stepie0024: so I bought all those books and read them for nothing
IF I81U81: they had a letter for you they couldn't be bothered to send?
IF I81U81: yeah that's pretty much bullshit
Stepie0024: apparently...
Stepie0024: yeah
Stepie0024: I was pissed
IF I81U81: rightfully so
Stepie0024: why the eff did you let me enroll in the damn class if I couldn't take it
Stepie0024: and then wait until the first day of class to tell me
Stepie0024: okay, but that was basically in the middle of all the bullshit of my day
Stepie0024: there was a huge ass thunderstorm during the night sunday night
Stepie0024: so monday morning my roommate comes busting in
Stepie0024: she's like "Steph!! Don't you have class at 8??"
Stepie0024: and I'm like "yes, what do you want"
Stepie0024: and she's like "dude it's after 7"
Stepie0024: so I like bust ass out of bed
Stepie0024: turn on the shower
Stepie0024: my shower usually takes about 45 seconds to warm up
Stepie0024: so I get undressed, go to the bathroom
Stepie0024: usually it's ready by then
Stepie0024: so I feel the water
Stepie0024: ice cold
Stepie0024: so I'm screw it, it'll get warm while I'm in there
Stepie0024: so I get in...no hot water for any of the shower
Stepie0024: so I get out and freeze my ass off
Stepie0024: check outside, it's like a hurricane
Stepie0024: not that I was going to attempt to look good for class, but I was going to be at least presentable
Stepie0024: but after I saw the rain, I was like well screw that
Stepie0024: so I dried and straightened my hair and threw on jeans and a tshirt
Stepie0024: haul ass to school
Stepie0024: get to campus, there's one main street that goes through campus
Stepie0024: it's flooded
Stepie0024: completely
Stepie0024: no traffic gets through
Stepie0024: so I have to go all the way around
Stepie0024: and park in bfe
Stepie0024: so I haul ass in the thunderstorm to my 8am
IF I81U81: what's the E?
Stepie0024: ?
IF I81U81: bfE
Stepie0024: bfe?
Stepie0024: butt f-ing egypt?
IF I81U81: egypt ah
Stepie0024: lol
Stepie0024: anyway, so I get to my ass
Stepie0024: class
Stepie0024: HAHAHA
Stepie0024: lolol
IF I81U81: heh'
Stepie0024: get to class, and in walks my AWEEESSSOMMMEE RA from last year
Stepie0024: she hated me
Stepie0024: and I definitely disliked her twice as much
Stepie0024: she used to at least say hi, but I'd just look at her like she was retarded and walk off
Stepie0024: so, she comes in
Stepie0024: this is 745am on my already bad day
Stepie0024: she has on a long white hippy skirt
Stepie0024: with BLACK UNDERWEAR that you can see through
Stepie0024: and a green nasty sweatshirt
Stepie0024: with keds
Stepie0024: she comes bunny hoppying down my isle, stops in front of my desk and shouts "GOOD MORNING"
IF I81U81: wow
Stepie0024: I just looked at her
Stepie0024: I didn't even give her a nod
Stepie0024: so she turns around
Stepie0024: and goes back to her desk
Stepie0024: this is an education major class
Stepie0024: and education majors, specifically at tarleton, absolutely annoy the shit out of me
Stepie0024: I got to hear about how many times shelly went tanning
Stepie0024: and how many people had the same pair of jeans in our class
Stepie0024: anyway, so my teacher comes in
Stepie0024: I dunno about your bus. classes, but in geology, teachers come in, go over the sylla, and get to the first lecture if there's time
Stepie0024: but no
Stepie0024: this teacher comes in
IF I81U81: sounds about right
Stepie0024: introduces herself, then proceeds give her autobiography
Stepie0024: how many kids, grandkids, etc.
IF I81U81: that's cool with me
IF I81U81: i like it when teachers do that
Stepie0024: gets worse
IF I81U81: i've had a couple
Stepie0024: then she starts to pass around all the pictures of them
Stepie0024: for everyone to look at
Stepie0024: fyi: I don't give a shit at all about her family
IF I81U81: whatever, who cares. no work on day 1
Stepie0024: so then she goes on to say how much of a christian she is
Stepie0024: which I don't really care, glad she is
Stepie0024: however, she's teaching in a public school, and most of the people in the class are education majors
Stepie0024: and they're supposed to be learning that they CANT do that
IF I81U81: ha yeah
Stepie0024: and she says that she teaches based on christian ideologies, and chooses her literature on those and assignments
Stepie0024: and if we had a problem with christianity, we should leave
Stepie0024: wtf
Stepie0024: so I was already annoyed severely at this point
Stepie0024: so, she gets out the roll sheet
Stepie0024: usually teachers will say "let me know when I call your name if you go by something else"
Stepie0024: but not her
Stepie0024: she calls out a name
Stepie0024: they say here
Stepie0024: she asks "Do you go by anything else?"
Stepie0024: next name, "Do YOU go by anything else?"
Stepie0024: next name, "Do YOU go by anything else"
Stepie0024: etc.
IF I81U81: once again, kills time
Stepie0024: ALLLLL the way down the list
Stepie0024: then she gets to me, calls my name, told you about the paper
Stepie0024: she finishes up the roll
Stepie0024: starts on syllabi
Stepie0024: gets to the part about prereqs
Stepie0024: "I think everyone in here has the prereqs, except for one" as she boldly stares over at me
Stepie0024: and then says "but I'm sure she'll be taking care of that soon"
Stepie0024: BITCH
Stepie0024: so that class gets over
Stepie0024: I'm walking across campus, still in the rain
Stepie0024: get to the busiest corner on campus, right next to the science building
Stepie0024: wait on the cars who are currently stopped at the intersection
Stepie0024: my turn to walk
Stepie0024: so as I'm just starting out to cross the street
Stepie0024: a huge ass truck coming from the opposite direction as I'm walking decides to turn right in front of where I was walking
Stepie0024: which normally would have been fine, considering I wasn't even close to that half of the street
Stepie0024: however
IF I81U81: splish splash
IF I81U81: you were takin a bath?
Stepie0024: it was like new orleans on campus
Stepie0024: yeah
Stepie0024: basically
IF I81U81: dude
IF I81U81: this is like right out of a movie or something
Stepie0024: tsunami stephanie
Stepie0024: lol
Stepie0024: so I walk into the science building
Stepie0024: water trail
Stepie0024: I walk across the building, which is kept, seriously, at 60 degrees at all times
Stepie0024: so I'm like shaking I'm so cold
Stepie0024: I reach to open the door
Stepie0024: I was looking down at my current water trail
Stepie0024: another professor was walking out
Stepie0024: BAM IN MY FACE
Stepie0024: and I just look at her, I know the prof is...she's the head of the geology department
Stepie0024: she's like "Looks like you're having a great day..."
Stepie0024: and walks off
IF I81U81: HAHAHA i don't mean to laugh but seriously... this sequence events conspiring against you is so movie-esque
Stepie0024: lol
Stepie0024: I'm laughing about it today, so it's okay
IF I81U81: that's about the worst first day of school you could have
Stepie0024: so I come into class, my prof for that class is normally pretty cheerful
Stepie0024: she says "Man, you look like you're having a really crappy day"
Stepie0024: "THANKS"
Stepie0024: so I come and sit down in one of the only seats left, thank god it was all geology majors who I already know really well, so I didn't even care how I looked one bit
Stepie0024: but the most cheerful girl in there, the ex dancer, happens to be sitting next to me
Stepie0024: "Hey Stephanie!!!!"
Stepie0024: "morning"
Stepie0024: "You look like you're having a really bad day!!!!"
Stepie0024: "Thanks"
Stepie0024: I get out my notebook
Stepie0024: water is pooling on the ground underneath my stool
IF I81U81: hahah
Stepie0024: start taking notes, look down and my notebook is basically soaked from my hair dripping on it
Stepie0024: the rest of that class went okay
Stepie0024: there's a cute guy that's in 4 of my classes this semester, and he was sitting on the other side of me in that class
Stepie0024: and he was in my next class
Stepie0024: so we're walking there together
Stepie0024: I have flip flops on
Stepie0024: walking by the student center
Stepie0024: down some stairs
Stepie0024: and then down I slip
Stepie0024: ALL THE FREAKING WAY
IF I81U81: how many stairs?
Stepie0024: 6-7?
IF I81U81: bet that felt good
Stepie0024: he already knew I was having a shitty day, so he just starts laughing so hard
Stepie0024: at that point, there wasn't much else I could do but laugh
Stepie0024: yeah it was awesome
Stepie0024: so, I get to my next class
IF I81U81: ....there's more?
Stepie0024: yes :-(
Stepie0024: I called my mom and told her that I could write the sequel to the Alexander book
Stepie0024: so I get to my next class, my teacher says "oh yeah I forgot that you were going to be in here"
Stepie0024: and he didn't bring any of the CD's or anything like that for me
Stepie0024: how does that even happen?
IF I81U81: specifically you?
Stepie0024: specifically me
Stepie0024: there's only 4 people in the class
Stepie0024: + me
Stepie0024: at this point, I didn't even care
Stepie0024: all I wanted to do was go home and wake up today
Stepie0024: and apprently he got that look
Stepie0024: and said "uhh I'll go get them, be right back"
Stepie0024: lol
IF I81U81: ha
Stepie0024: that was basically all that happened in a row
IF I81U81: so it doesn't get any worse?
Stepie0024: came home, erin's with me, we're talkig
Stepie0024: I go to the bathroom, and am reminded of why it sucks to much to be a girl
Stepie0024: which was just awesome on top of my day
Stepie0024: cause then I felt shitty physically the rest of the day
Stepie0024: go to walmart
Stepie0024: I needed to buy a usb hub
Stepie0024: so I get one
Stepie0024: take it home, and it doesn't work
Stepie0024: THE ONE THAT I GET DOESNT WORK
Stepie0024: then my roommate asks me to go set up our internet
Stepie0024: with the cable company
Stepie0024: I have no idea what to do with that
Stepie0024: so I basically walk in there
Stepie0024: and say "I need internet"
Stepie0024: "What kind of plan do you want?"
Stepie0024: "high speed internet"
Stepie0024: "what plan?"
IF I81U81: lol
Stepie0024: "high speed?"
Stepie0024: "which high speed?"
Stepie0024: "cheap"
Stepie0024: then she realized I don't know wtf she's even talking about plans for
Stepie0024: erin was with me
Stepie0024: had to help me write a check, cause I forgot how
IF I81U81: how do you forget that
IF I81U81: the check is labeled
Stepie0024: lady tells me "you can't write a check? maybe you shouldn't get internet"
Stepie0024: yeah
IF I81U81: HAHAHA
Stepie0024: but I forgot how to write the dollar amount
Stepie0024: like, the cents
IF I81U81: pretty funny
Stepie0024: I've only wrote like 6 checks ever
IF I81U81: this is the downside of being spoiled so much
Stepie0024: and there was plenty plenty more that happened yesterday that just seems insignificant today
Stepie0024: but yesterday between 6am and 11am was absolutely the worst first day EVER
IF I81U81: ...the end?
Stepie0024: I think so
Stepie0024: I'll have to ask erin if she remembers any more shit
Stepie0024: oh
Stepie0024: well, I grabbed a peach on my way out the door yesterday morning
Stepie0024: dropped it when I was trying to get in my car
IF I81U81: and bent over to pick it up and smashed your head on the door?
Stepie0024: no
Stepie0024: I didn't pick it up
Stepie0024: it was in a mud puddle
Stepie0024: lol
Stepie0024: OH
Stepie0024: spilt my dr pepper all over me at lunch
IF I81U81: nice