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Sir Adam of Burrell: HuzzaH?
Me: Huzzah! Sir Adam of Burrell: Ah, my good man! Sir Adam of Burrell: At last, we meet on the virtual superhighway! Me: Tally ho Burrell, ol' chap Sir Adam of Burrell: 'ow goes the shrimp'o'barbie? Sir Adam of Burrell: that is to say, how are you? Me: Oh! Splendid, you old bag o' wind! Sir Adam of Burrell: Ah, good to hear. I'm one final away from summer and as you can see, I don't much care for the whole studying thing. Me: Tis quite daft Sir Adam of Burrell: DAFT! what a word. Not used enough! Not used enough I say! Me: One can't expect such vocabulary of the commoners Sir Adam of Burrell: You're a man of the highest tastes Kenny. Me: Connoisseur of the language Sir Adam of Burrell: Read anything good of late? Me: I pay actors to read for me Me: I have no time for such folly Sir Adam of Burrell: Do the actors eat your food? Me: This is outrageous! to fisticuffs! Sir Adam of Burrell: fisticuffs Me: Do forgive my overzealous nature Me: Allow me to buy you a pint of ye old devil's brew Me: My dodgy shoulder would never do me justice in a bout of fisticuffs anyhow Sir Adam of Burrell: Great Mansfield! Your wit is unmatched. If anyone's to be laying out for a snip of mead its me, old chap. Me: hahaha, good show sir. You win. I have no idea what you're talking about Sir Adam of Burrell: haha, mision accomplished. Sir Adam of Burrell: Say, are you living in a rented or owned space? Me: What is this nonsense?! You are offline and yet you speak Sir Adam of Burrell: vhat? Me: or rather, msn says you "appear" to be offline Me: Things are not as they appear, as it were Sir Adam of Burrell: True indeed. Me: Now to your inquiry. Alas, I abide in this abode at the allowance of another Sir Adam of Burrell: Ah a patron. I have two of those. Probably, I'm more reliant on mine. Who's your other? Me: She, the lord of the land Sir Adam of Burrell: haha. Like Lord of the Rings? Me: Don't be foolish, you old gank! Me: You see, in a move of great cunning, I've gained her permiss with the persuasion of coin Sir Adam of Burrell: GANK! He strikes again. Sir Adam of Burrell: I'm not sure I understand what's going on here but I'm quite sure I like it. Me: a ha! It is a delight indeed Me: Perhaps I should explain in a different manner Sir Adam of Burrell: No need. Another time. Sir Adam of Burrell: I must away. Me: I cannot profess to own anything in these, the estates in the North of the Camelback province Me: Such privelege is beyond my means Sir Adam of Burrell: haha. Sir Adam of Burrell: What? Me: I rent an apartment in the Camelback North complex Sir Adam of Burrell: ah. I see. Again good sir, We must spar sooner rather than later. Me: I must say, being a man of your literary stature, you inspire langauge in me of the most creativity Me: I must save this back-and-forth in my annals of verbal history Sir Adam of Burrell: Excellent. So it is written so it shall be done. Sir Adam of Burrell: I say goodnight good sir. Me: and goodnight to you. I shall soon retire as well |
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